JOB OFFERS: I sooo need help with this design

I am aweful at being creative. Everything I do looks like boxes

http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... elpft0.jpg

I soo need help making the header for my new website...

I got the rest of the site done, all pastel colors, but man I just hate this header...

Does anyone want to take a crack at it? I'll make a paypal donation if it looks good...

perhaps it would help if you provided the concept you have in mind. Since you're willing to front some denaros I'll move this to job offers.

what about the header do you want changed?

I think it just look stupid or doesnt balance. Or something. It has no pizzaz.

My website will be yet another porn site featuring videos. Like we need another one...

Maybe I should build the website with this and just see where things land.

I dont want to sound braggy, but the only thing i am good at would be headers. Let me know if you still need help with header. Just let me know the concept you want behind the header and a little detail about color scheme and the site. PM me if you need any help.

Everything looks bland before you add content. But all you really need is a header, and some layout concepts. focus more on the visuals of the content before the header though. Visuals don't make a website: content does.

Make it shiny & curvy, then throw some boobies all over it & you'll be good to go.
If the people going to the site are looking at your header, you're not going to do very well...

Well, people do judge your business based on the look. It's a natural human response to judge by appearance.

Man, if your willing to pay for a new logo, I have one in mind that will do your site more justice and would greatly help in spicing up that header. I will say this, because your name has the word body in it, you should have more contour line and/or shape to your header.

So anyway, here's what I had in mind.