And I want to know, .. .. whose idea was this?! That is my first question. My second question is, who laughed, .. the hardest and loudest! I do not believe in coincidences one bit, nope, especially this true story.
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Floyd Oktollik is looking back at me and smiling, I know what he is thinking. what ? is this dumb city boy from Boston going to do next!
Whales are coming and everyone is outa here. This is the last crew to leave. WowoW, I am out here, all alone, everyhone is gone, wow ! Look at all of this, here I am alone here! WowoW ! See that calm black area beside the umiaq, that is where I had walked over to, looking at the last umiaq's to disappear to the south, past the horizon. I know that the women are 1/2 mile behind me, w/ children and the boyers, so I don't feel so abandoned. I move over to the edge of that ice, looking at how calm the ocean is, just like black glass, so still, so perfect, I placed my hands, arms behiind my back, arched my back, stuck the tips of my boots over the edge about 2 inches or so, and stood tall and proud. The camera strap is around my neck, camera out in front of me. Standing tall, looking at the beauty and magnificence of the Arctic evening it is past midnight but you would think it was 2 in the afternoon.
That water never moved, not one ripple, not the slightest, I am watching it closely amazed at how STILL and perfectly like glass it appeard, then suddenly, with absolute no warning what so ever, there appeared a huge hole in the black glass stillness. it was so close, I could have easily stuck my entire leg down that hole. or a huge bowling ball, A WHALE !!!
whooooooooooossssssssshhhhhhhhhh!! Holy Jet Spray ! [b]STOP
Ya know how in sports, they will pick up the gator aide and dump it over the coach ?
A huge facking whale just jet sprayed about 500 gallons up in the air and it is raining all over me as I am running, OMG,... what an absolute STENCH. and it is all over me, I am soaking wet from head to toe. DRIPPING soaking wet and I am running for my dear life, I know what is about to happen,, I am cracking, I got ice hanging all over me, as I approached the nearest camp, them women looked up and turned aruond and fell over with uncontrollable hysterical laughter, I have a habit of doing this constantly with these people, that is why Floyd was smiling so big.
They knew instantly what had happened.. ha ha ha ha.!
I have iceicles hanging all over me, my face is ice, all of me is ice, cracked and wonderful to behold, I tried to hand my camera to one of the women, she was laughing too hard and kept saying ,, keep away,,
akaa.. (you stink)
The stench was the most unbelieveable stench I have ever experienced. YUK to the ninth power and larger!
From outside I could hear the continued high pitch laughter that lasted a long long time. I wans't laughing,
then
Get out of here.. they threw towels at me and would not let me into the tent.
I was cold, I got the worst unbelieveable stink/stench all over imbedded into me OMG.
Jonah had his encounter with a massive animal from the ocean, and it is written in a book called the bible.
I have had my experience with a Bowhead whale and it is written here on this forum!
I never ever, went near the edge of the ice again in the remaining 4 whale hunts I attended and photographed.[/b]
Let me
pause here, briefly,
DANGER: Polar bear - Nanuq (Nanook of the north) Nanuq is pronouned just like that old "fake" movie Nanook of the north made decades ago.. what is so ironic is that the persons name was not really Nanook and that in real life he died by being eaten by a polar bear!
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Sob.. I had a very close friend in Point Lay (100 miles+ north here) Charles Stalker Jr. III He was my electrical apprentice in that village. Dec 1990 Sob.. .. A polar bear was going after his pregnant girlfriend. Chalres was only armed with a knife when he distracted that bear away from his girlfriend. He never had a chance, one swipe of the LEFT paw, literally cut him into two pieces and he was eaten. The bear was killed and his girl-friend survived that attack because of the heroism that Charles displayed.
Allan Rock was out on the ocean ice and was attacked by a polar bear. Armed with only a large knife. That bear died!
ALL bearsare left handed, they will always swing with the left paw first.
Billy weber was out on the ocean ice and a polar bear was coming after him. armed with only a .22 rifle and only one bullet left. Billly weber ran, His friends could see the predicament he was in but were too far away to help. There is only one place to shoot a polar bear, and that is in the ear. Shoot for the skull and it will bounce off his skull and the bear will get you!
Billy was running for his life, and that bear was gaining on him, while running he merely pointed that rifle back and took his last shot, Billy lived to tell about it.. that bear was that close, that Billy got him right in the ear.
These are all very true stories that anyone in Point Hope will verify.
Last week, ha ha ha... Gus Kowanna (17) bought himself a rifle that was way too powerful for him or anyone else for that matter, he was warned, don't do that Gus, and don't put a scope on it, he didn't listen. .303 weatherbee bolt action. Gus proudly went out to the ice with his new weapon, He was warned, Gus is out on the ice and went up to the tent for something, when he came out of the tent, there was a polar bear, looking at him from about 30 or 40 yards away or slightly further. Gus picked up his rifle and took careful aim and pulled the trigger, That scope punched him right in the eye and now the polar bear is coming after him, Gus loaded another bullet and took aimi and held on for dear life to that rifle.. BLAM.. that scope punched him square in the eye and he is hurting so bad, getting socked like that, he can't think of the pain he doesn't have much time left at all, carefully he loads another round and held it as tight as could be and pulled that trigger.. that bear went down and Gus got rid of that rifle. I wish I could have reached Gus to get a pic of his face. it was sure swollen. black eye real bad.. he learned his lesson, the hard way. but at least he alive.
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Even after that polar bear is dead, stone cold dead, that bear can still kill that hunter or who ever opens that bear up for gutting or skinning or whatever it is called. The liver must be destroyed by fire, so that other animals will not eat it. the tubes must be carefully tied and you better know what your doing, if you get any of that juice on your skin, your dead, there is just too much vitamin A inside that bear.
In Barrow Alaska 1940's A very famous Inupiaq hunter was cleaning a polar bear and he was all but finished and his hands were cold and he cupped his hands to blow into them, he got the tinest bit of that juice on his lip.
He lived for many years and everyone in those parts is aware of him, he passed on in the late 80's I think. His skin was bleached pure white and his hair was as white as snow, he lived, and everyone is witness to this bizarre event.
Scientists are concerned about global warming and the recent amount of polar bears that show up in the water drown, dead. They figure it is because of the extended long swims from the ice pack to the next ice pack.
That is not the reason ! There seems to be a shortage of seals further north, and a polar bear will attack anything he can eat. and the biggest mistake a bear can make is to attack a sleeping walrus. A walrus likes to sleep on its back, neck up head back exposing his vital neck region, the walrus is stretched out, asleep and along comes a polar bear, hungry, he pounces on that walrus who merely lowers his tusks around the bears head and rolls over into the water and drowns the bear! The walrus always wins.
Polar bears live on the ice, they follow the ice, sometimes they miss and end up in town, we do our best to get them out of town, but when a bear is going after a child or another person, we have no choice but to take it down quick.
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Last month a mother with 3 cubs intered town, the ending was a good one, they were successful in getting that mother out of town and back onto the ocean ice.
The most delicous meat I have ever tasted in all my life has been polar bear meat, It is jet black, grainy like an old piece of garnled wood but it is so sweet and tender, better than the best prime rib I have ever eaten, It was the only time I have ever asked for seconds and everyone all at once said NO!
The hunter takes care of the bear, the women take care of the skin. This skin is worth over 15,000! To properly accomplish a "native" tan, without the use of chemicals, an extremelly sharp Ullu knife is needed, and many women are required to finish this in the course of an entire day.
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Sally Killigvuk (left) and Elizabeth Oviok - Postmaster (right) are using all they got with much strength to scrape the skin until it is soft and clean. There are about six women working on this and it will take them most of the entire day.
Once it is cleaned then it must be thrown into the ocean tied up of course to something solid, then it is hung up in the Arctic wind for a few months to dry out.
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Well I hope you found this "bear-y" interesting !
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The best.. ... is yet to come.. ..!
