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Post Posted: April 15th, 2011, 7:07 am

Oh man this is scary. I hate being tracked. I already wear a special hat so the government can't read my brainwaves....



Post Posted: April 14th, 2011, 1:11 pm

I will use the themes in this contest to make my awesome blog even better. I have an entire Blog dedicated to Garbage Pail Kids Garbage Pail Kids are the funny/gross stickers from the 80s. I have the best content for my blog but I have a boring standard WP theme. If I am lucky enough to win this con...

Post Posted: October 25th, 2010, 5:12 pm

I have heard alot of talk about IPv6 recently, but never realized how close we were to actually be running out of IPv4 addresses. It will be really important in 2011 to make sure your servers, and internet applications can handle both IPv4 and IPv6 addresses. My server is already running IPv9 so I'...

Post Posted: June 23rd, 2010, 7:10 pm

Bigweb, it looks like you aren't the only one complaining about Lakeridge Dentistry PLLC: Lakeridge Dentistry better get their act together and fast if they want to stay in business. You would think th...

Post Posted: June 23rd, 2010, 12:47 pm

Lakeridge Dentistry in Bonney Lake, WA pretty much sucks! They are very unprofessional.

My neighbor actually went to Lakeridge Dentistry once. I took a quick video of his tooth extraction...


Post Posted: February 15th, 2010, 10:23 pm

Bigwebmaster actually tried out for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Here is some video I shot of his intensive traning sessions....

- assneck

Post Posted: April 3rd, 2009, 8:16 pm

Check it out...

Post Posted: December 22nd, 2008, 4:18 pm

I only eat in restaurants.


Post Posted: December 13th, 2008, 11:45 am

Well I don't know how many of you guys know, but Bigwebmaster got married a couple weeks ago. That is why he hasn't been around. Anyways, it was a intimate ceremony with only family. He sent me some pictures so I figured I would share them with Ozzu as Ozzu is like family to Bigwebmaster. http:/...

Post Posted: December 9th, 2008, 7:40 pm

Well ATNO/TW's favorite library is closing down. His reaction made the local news. I thought I would post it here so we can help comfort him...

It's ok ATNO/TW. Libraries close down man. There are others out there...

- assneck

Post Posted: December 9th, 2008, 7:23 pm

The wife has been on my case to put up the Christmas lights. I finally got around to doing it this last weekend...


- assneck

Post Posted: September 13th, 2008, 5:17 pm

bigwebmaster is a high ranking member of the Muckleshoot Indian Tribe. PM him with any and all questions or concerns you have.


Post Posted: September 13th, 2008, 4:53 pm

Well Unflux was at an IT conference in Las Vegas and got in a fight. Something about Mac vs PC, not sure really. Anyways it just so happens that the TV show COPS was shooting in Las Vegas. Check it out...

- assneck

Post Posted: August 29th, 2008, 5:52 pm

That is friggin awesome. I want a mini golf course in my back yard.

As an aside, here is another vid I shot at the 1st Annual Ozzu Webmaster Forum Meet-up at Bigwebmasters house...

Who let that guy Greg in anyways?

Post Posted: August 29th, 2008, 9:34 am

Well I finally got around to uploading a short video I shot at the 1st Annual Ozzu Webmaster Forum Meet-up that took place at Bigwebmaster's house. It was a great time. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves. Bigwebmaster was really excited to show off his new 4x4 Suzuki truck. Check out the video, but...

Post Posted: August 29th, 2008, 6:26 am

Assneck just did that a few months ago in Las Vegas. Yes, I did and it was a blast. The top pic of the roller coaster is old. That roller coaster is not there anymore. It still has the other 3 rides. The one called insanity that hangs you over the side of the Stratosphere and spins you around is cr...

Post Posted: December 10th, 2007, 5:17 pm

ATNO/TW wrote:
penguin wrote:
Ginger rhymes with ninja.

? You must be from Boston. That's the only place in the world where those two would rhyme.

I LOL'ed after I souned this out in a boston accent.

Post Posted: December 8th, 2007, 3:09 pm

It is a little known fact that Bigwebmaster's dad sells RVs. He was pretty famous around town because he used to make commercials for his RV business. Check out these outakes from the commercials:

- assneck

Post Posted: November 27th, 2007, 7:12 pm

Check out what this monkey has to say on this subject...

I found it pretty interesting!

- assneck

Post Posted: November 1st, 2007, 8:46 am

Bigwebmaster and I play Command and Conquer Tiberiun Sun.

I pwn him every time.

Check this out....


I basically doubled up his score on this one, which is about usual.

Post Posted: November 14th, 2006, 5:54 pm

Oh and BTW, It was only $1.00 + .25 Sit-and-Go tournament.

If it was really 1k bucks I would be really upset. I don't have the big bucks like Bigweb to be playing that high of stakes.

Post Posted: November 13th, 2006, 8:16 pm

I'm curious if that was fake money or real money table lol! If fake money I wouldn't call that high stakes at all. I play at ultimate bet and play money high stakes starts at 1000-2000 blinds. The other day an aquaintance was over 7 Million at his table. In fact Friday I won $250,000 on one hand wi...

Post Posted: November 12th, 2006, 5:20 pm

So I was playing some high-stakes internet poker today and look at this hand I lost to..


That is the first royal flush I have ever seen. He even had the 9 to top it all off!

Post Posted: November 7th, 2006, 11:05 am

I dont think this one should count. :lol: Oh that one counts son. Skmpythng is another one of my names. And for everyone else, you need to play this game. It is phenomenal. As bigweb said, you can buy it now a days for 10 ...

Post Posted: November 6th, 2006, 8:56 pm

psshh, 11? What's 11? Here is 15 of Assneck whooping on Bigweb.... http&...

Post Posted: November 6th, 2006, 8:34 pm


As you can see I am the MVP. Brian583 = Bigweb and his Tiberian Sun skills are lacking to say the least.

As for me, the other team can't stop me, they can only hope to contain.

- assneck

Post Posted: September 29th, 2006, 6:07 pm

People need to quit being such pussies. Bottom line is that these wire taps are used to monitor the calls of SUSPECTED TERRORISTS who are calling SUSPECTED OR KNOWN TERRORISTS outside of the country. People are stupid if they are worried about the government listening into their conversations. If yo...

Post Posted: September 2nd, 2006, 3:48 pm

Here is bigweb riding the roller coaster with his mom a few years back before his diet...

Post Posted: August 19th, 2006, 10:06 am

This is some video Bigwebmaster never wanted to leak out. It is from his appearance on Who Wants to be a Millionaire! ... idiot.html

- assneck

Post Posted: December 1st, 2005, 8:39 pm

8. Where's Assneck? And how's he doing? Adam? He is doing fine. I think he still stops in here from time to time. He no longer lives up in the Seattle area by me, he lives down in Texas now. We still talk almost every day. I will usually beat him at Splinter Cell on the Xbox, or C&C Tiberian Su...

Post Posted: June 19th, 2005, 5:57 pm

cowkiller wrote:
i was away for almost a year

I wasn't going to let everyone know why you were away, but what the hell. Check out the vid HERE

how was prison?

Post Posted: June 5th, 2005, 12:32 pm

Fitness4Living wrote:
thats not unflux...

Apparently you are not aware of Unflux's other job when he is not doing design and web hosting.

Post Posted: June 5th, 2005, 8:51 am

Check out Unflux taking a beating on video, I couldn't believe it.


- assneck

Post Posted: April 10th, 2005, 7:54 am

sana wrote:
I would like to go to Iran, thats where most of my family is..

salam sana, farsi baladi?

Post Posted: December 11th, 2004, 12:22 am

ozzyosb100 wrote:
I wish i were an oscar meyer weiner...

no actually i wish i were born in the early 60's that way i could be like a teen in the mid-late 70's and like be a hippy :lol:

hippies are fags

Post Posted: December 9th, 2004, 6:18 pm

i took up skateboarding recently and got done building a half-half pipe yesterday. Here is a video of Unflux trying it out....


- assneck

Post Posted: November 1st, 2004, 5:51 pm

You have to remember, I'm a professional. I take my stunts very seriously. There is virtually no risk involved when I perform a stunt because I am so highly skilled. I wouldn't really call that a stunt, I had plenty of time to get out of the way. No risk involved. You should have video taped it last...

Post Posted: October 26th, 2004, 5:23 pm

Rat wrote:
Hmm.. I've saw that video a couple months ago. You say thats you in that video?

absolutely. i seem to have become quite famous on the internet for my hyjinx.

Post Posted: October 26th, 2004, 5:21 pm

Remember guys -- that post was over a year and a half ago when Assneck, Bigwebmaster and UNFLUX were practically the only ones in here doing the clowning around. I dug that up for Assneck's most recent car test drive post. I wasn't expecting it to become an overnight hit *lol thank you sir, i didnt...

Post Posted: October 25th, 2004, 4:44 pm

I was in the market for a new ride to I gave this car a test drive and shot some video. Check it out HERE


Post Posted: October 16th, 2004, 7:30 pm

"two chicks at the same time" - lawrence, office space

Post Posted: October 16th, 2004, 6:16 am

lucassix wrote:
I have seen that before and tried it, but I can't do it. I can, however, fold a brown undershirt into a perfect 6x6 square with tweezers....and that is why I don't miss basic training.

let me guess, air force? i don't miss it either.

Post Posted: October 12th, 2004, 3:56 pm

the only time u take my money son is when i pay you for hosting haha

Post Posted: October 12th, 2004, 3:49 pm

Bigweb and I have been known to put down a bottle of jack daniels on occasion. He usually tries to get away with just drinking pop but that doesn't cut it when your playing high stakes no limit hold'em with assneck

Post Posted: October 10th, 2004, 4:46 pm

I wouldn't reccomend buying this ladder from QVC -

Post Posted: September 1st, 2004, 3:25 pm

ok thats 5, merry christmas

Post Posted: September 1st, 2004, 12:44 pm

I have 5 gmail invites for anyone that wants one. they gave me a ton yesterday and everyone i know already has gmail, mabye all you guys do too, but if you want one leave your email here and i'll send you one. first 5.

Post Posted: July 25th, 2004, 11:35 pm

Axe wrote:
I agree, they both suck.

that's a good thing

Post Posted: June 1st, 2004, 11:19 pm

im a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Post Posted: May 22nd, 2004, 2:32 pm

UNFLUX wrote:
and with THIS POST, I officially announce my retirement from OZZU.

It's been fun, it's been's been real fun. Enjoy OZZU!

ya right

Post Posted: April 18th, 2004, 11:53 pm

thanks for the replies guys, i am using ftp to download it, i use aceftp. i tried opening the files with a different editor (cute html) and they are fine. must just be a problem with my ftp .

Post Posted: April 18th, 2004, 1:25 pm

when i download a file that has the .php extension from my server for the purposes of editing it all the formatting is gone and the code is a huge mess. this doesnt happen when i download .html .shtml .htm or anything else. does anyone know what would cause this? thanks for any help


Post Posted: March 23rd, 2004, 11:21 am

Here is a test to see if your cool or not... ... l_test.htm

Post Posted: March 22nd, 2004, 9:59 pm

better yet i can tell from your name u must have guns. so get your 12 guage and pretend that dish is a clay pigeon. :snipersmile:

Post Posted: March 22nd, 2004, 9:54 pm

just go steal it. problem solved.

Post Posted: March 11th, 2004, 12:44 pm

amer wrote:
Apology here..

I meant UNFLUX

i also want to be UNFLUX

wife, 2 kids, almost 30, balding :lol:

jk man

Post Posted: March 9th, 2004, 7:47 pm

i think i have maybe gotten 2 emails from ozzu since i have been a member here. and i was the 2nd person to register after bigweb.


Post Posted: March 6th, 2004, 10:23 am

metallica really sucks, but one person i think is under-rated would be william hung

Post Posted: February 28th, 2004, 8:28 pm

Hey, don't knock that Suzuki. I use a car like that every day. It's a 2002 Ford Think Neighbor. It's souped up some so it goes 40 mph top speed but here are the advantages. I paid $5000 for it and now it's worth $6000. Insurance is $46 per year, taxes are $90, and electricity for one year is $35. T...

Post Posted: February 27th, 2004, 5:10 pm

i can't believe my parents named me assneck :(

Post Posted: February 27th, 2004, 11:22 am

here is a good one for people that TYPE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME



Post Posted: February 26th, 2004, 12:18 am

drama - Heat horror - army of darkness inspirational - any of the Rocky movies except rocky 5 cuz it sucked comedy - dumb and dumber (dumb and dumberer however = worst comedy ever) action - T2 romantic - none, their for fags true story - black hawk down sleeper - the insider - most boring movie of a...

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Post Posted: February 22nd, 2004, 3:23 pm

dammit, i didn't want this to leak out. but i mean hey, what you gonna do? it was a long trip and i need my porno

Post Posted: February 21st, 2004, 11:11 pm

that would be fun to go swim into that hole and then get shot out of that pipe. i bet you would come flying out.

Post Posted: February 18th, 2004, 8:06 pm

ModernDestroyer wrote:

assneck, did u just buy it or wash it everyday?

just bought it a couple months ago, i wash it all the time :)

Post Posted: February 18th, 2004, 2:18 pm

i bought my computer from

great service, no problems with the computer for 1.5 years or so.

you can customize them with all the componenets you want. make the same computer at dell and its 2x as much at least.

Post Posted: February 17th, 2004, 1:13 pm

I learned persian in the military. On a side note, Unflux is fluent in Klingon. He always attends the star trek conventions dressed up as a klingon.

Post Posted: February 16th, 2004, 12:25 am

lincoln LS




more HERE

- assneck

Post Posted: February 12th, 2004, 10:36 pm

can't believe u didnt pick "the assnecks"

oh well, at least u dont have to pay me royalties now

Post Posted: February 12th, 2004, 5:24 pm

washington, california, texas, nebraska, virginia. i think thats all of them

Post Posted: February 10th, 2004, 8:27 pm

the assnecks
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Post Posted: February 9th, 2004, 8:12 am

I don't know of any pay per click banners off the top of my head but you might want to try google adsense. One thing I know about most per click sponsors is that if you "beg for clicks" which means like ask people to click to help you make money or whatever they wont pay you. Usually its against the...

Post Posted: February 8th, 2004, 2:38 pm

I just saved a load of money by switching my car insurance to Geico. :lol:

Post Posted: February 6th, 2004, 10:43 pm


i just noticed this avatar and i have to say its phenomenal

Post Posted: February 6th, 2004, 5:08 pm

HEY ASSNECK, thats not the only thing you don't know about cars, you can't drive them either, almost killed me to :evil: u shouldnt have been jogging on a race track. but yeah, i have had some issues with vehicles, see this thread.... http...

Post Posted: February 6th, 2004, 4:17 pm

bigweb went to get some teriyaki and got highcentered on some snow down the street. i tried to tow him off but i guess i didnt hook it up right. at least it makes for a funny video :)

sorry about your geo.

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Post Posted: January 28th, 2004, 10:50 pm

I can't believe I didn't advance to the next round :cry:

Post Posted: January 18th, 2004, 9:23 pm

warning - violent

Post Posted: January 8th, 2004, 10:00 pm

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. — President Bush (search) will announce plans next week to send Americans to Mars and establish a permanent human presence on the moon (search), senior administration officials said Thursday night. Bush won't propose sending Americans to Mars (search) anytime soon; rather, h...

Post Posted: January 8th, 2004, 1:04 pm

Cuerock wrote:
That was me in that commercial!

you wear skirts and high heels?

Post Posted: December 31st, 2003, 11:49 am

i was on dsl for about a year and it was way better than dialup, but now im on cable and there is no comparison. on dsl the max download speed i ever got was like 100kbs on cable i get like 500-600kbs. only good thing about dsl was that the upload was around 60kbs and on my cable connection its abou...

Post Posted: December 19th, 2003, 7:07 am

We're not going to get any information out of him because we don't support torture, but i really think we should make an acception in this case and torture the information out of him. Some people say that if we do this then we're no better than them, i know this but the thing is we're not going to ...

Post Posted: December 15th, 2003, 8:51 pm

what do you mean? are you trying to say im unattractive? my girlfriend likes me. not everyone can be a supermodel u know. :cry:

Post Posted: December 15th, 2003, 8:35 pm

well since everyone else is doing it i changed my avatar to my picture also

- assneck

Post Posted: December 12th, 2003, 8:32 am

i nominate

Post Posted: December 11th, 2003, 8:50 pm

i know thongs and thats no thong

Post Posted: December 11th, 2003, 6:26 pm

well im pretty sure i win, here is a recent picture of me...


- assneck

Post Posted: December 9th, 2003, 3:44 pm

oh i got paid nicely. they also paid for my hospital bills cuz i twisted my ankle pretty bad when i jumped off the truck. they had to pay the city for that fire hydrant too, and that hydrant also slammed some dudes truck and put a big ass dent in it and my insurance also picked that up. my insurance...

Post Posted: December 9th, 2003, 3:20 pm

In WA state it is called pop. I have been to lots of places and it seems that down south they call it soda. When I hear someone call it soda i correct them because the correct way to say it is pop. One of my friends from michigan worked in a pop factory and he calls it pop so it must be pop. - assneck

Post Posted: December 3rd, 2003, 4:40 pm

I'd rather be evil then watch fraud happen. By the way, assneck what's your parents email? Hey get used to it, this is why everyone pays higher rates for insurance. If they are gonna make me pay tons of money for insurance i might as well get my moneys worth by getting a few new vehicles now and th...

Post Posted: December 3rd, 2003, 3:44 pm

LOL, insurance for deliberately ramming your're truck into a tree? :shock: well it wasn't deliberate, i was planning on jumping back in, but things got carried away. luckily i have insuarnce. i told my parents i was changing cds and swerved off the road. and yes i am a parent, i'm 24 and have 5 kid...

Post Posted: December 2nd, 2003, 6:03 pm

Thanks ATNO/TW, I did what you said and my problem seems to be fixed. Thanks for figuring it out.

- assneck

Post Posted: December 2nd, 2003, 9:25 am

i was trying to do a stunt yesterday and wrecked my truck

- assneck

Post Posted: December 1st, 2003, 9:25 pm

homer simpson wrote:
Does anyone know where I can shutoff the option of having the backup file (or whatever it is called) saved to my folders?

The file that gets placed (usually looks somethign like TMP2yienox5uq.htm ) when you test it in a browser.


use notepad noob

Post Posted: November 27th, 2003, 10:20 pm

well i have C:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio\COMMON\IDE\IDE98 but the only thing in that folder that i see is some file called ASP.tbl whatever that is. i have no idea what microsoft visual studio is..did it come with ms office or somthing? what am i supposed to do? delete this? thanks assneck

Post Posted: November 27th, 2003, 10:01 pm

ATNO/TW did you ever fix this? For about the past week i have been getting these type of errors on about every site i go to if they have popups. I have a popup blocker but i still get the stupid error. Im not sure why it started all of the sudden. thanks


Post Posted: November 18th, 2003, 6:09 pm ... gory=51229

- assneck

Post Posted: November 12th, 2003, 11:58 pm

damn your a good pacman player, i blow at that game

Post Posted: November 12th, 2003, 10:32 pm

there is plenty of money to be made on the net...send me 19.95 and i'll tell you how :D

Post Posted: November 10th, 2003, 12:54 pm

this would have to be my favorite food of all time...teriyaki


- assneck

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Post Posted: November 6th, 2003, 11:51 am

this happens to me a lot. i use IE and when i go to tools/internet options then hit delete files and it fixes it. hope that helps

- assneck

Post Posted: November 3rd, 2003, 3:32 pm

too bad, he had nice jackets

Post Posted: November 2nd, 2003, 11:26 am

i think i will see this movie right when it comes out.
it seems like they havent hyped it up nearly as much as the last one, we'll see if it is any good.

- assneck

Post Posted: October 29th, 2003, 6:04 pm

musik wrote:
your av is scary :roll:

ya its from the movie officespace. its actually a quite funny scene.

Post Posted: October 29th, 2003, 2:48 pm

I found this on Ebay, i think im gonna bid on it... ... egory=4661

- assneck

Post Posted: October 25th, 2003, 8:07 am

- assneck

Post Posted: October 7th, 2003, 5:14 pm

"no...there was nothing wrong with it until i was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown got famous and started winning grammies."

michale bolton - office space (the guy in my avatar)

Post Posted: October 2nd, 2003, 12:30 pm

hmm this is a tough call... i cant pick only 3 but i love - cc tiberian sun (pc) - every zelda all the way back to the regular nintendo - splinter cell (xbox) - every metal gear back to regular nintendo - james bond for n64 (multiplayer is phenomenal) - halo multiplayer (xbox) there are tons more bu...

Post Posted: October 2nd, 2003, 8:38 am

im still around. been kinda busy lately cuz i moved and stuff. i'll be around more often now although i dont usually post a lot i still read.

Post Posted: October 2nd, 2003, 7:01 am

- assneck

Post Posted: August 5th, 2003, 1:15 pm

do a website about aliens, people love that

Post Posted: July 29th, 2003, 7:45 pm

here is one


Post Posted: July 23rd, 2003, 8:45 pm

that thing is strange. when you look at one specific circle it stops moving but the rest keep moving.

- assneck

Post Posted: July 16th, 2003, 9:55 pm $299.00 gets you... 10mb disk space 5gb transfer your very own directory - static pages only No PHP or ASP scripts No mySQL or SQL Server Database No FTP Access No Adult Content No Illegal Material No POP Mail No Email Forwarding N...

Post Posted: July 3rd, 2003, 10:16 pm ... gory=15690

Post Posted: July 1st, 2003, 1:11 pm

takes a while to load but its cool

Post Posted: June 28th, 2003, 7:27 pm

that sir, is spicy chicken teriyaki

Post Posted: June 28th, 2003, 4:57 pm


Post Posted: June 23rd, 2003, 1:03 pm

"no, there was nothing wrong with it, until i was about 12 years old and that no talent assclown got famous and started winning grammys."
- Michael Bolton, Office Space

Post Posted: June 23rd, 2003, 1:00 pm

damn, that guy must really like flight simulators. for the price of all the equipment he could probably buy a plane.

- assneck

Post Posted: June 4th, 2003, 8:54 pm

hey Rbeau,
what rank are you in the AF? i got out about 2 years ago. i was only in for 4. i was stationed at offutt afb, NE. anyways, nice sites.
- assneck

Post Posted: May 27th, 2003, 11:42 pm

some *peach* asshole hacked into my msn and changed my pasword my friend was on his msn at my house next to me and i was singed in so he was talking to my friend like it was me and shot so i loged in as me and chaned my pasword but then i got d/c form msn he hacked me again and then changed my pasw...

Post Posted: May 20th, 2003, 2:11 pm





Post Posted: May 18th, 2003, 10:32 pm

his mom took a pic of his new scooter. he was riding it around the neighborhood today.


Post Posted: May 17th, 2003, 3:19 pm

1/12 i think

Post Posted: May 13th, 2003, 12:53 am

well im back now guys so you can quit crying like a bunch of women

Post Posted: May 5th, 2003, 6:47 pm

what i find most amazing is how fast people seem to forget. i mean we got all these people protesting the war on terrorism and stuff. it just makes me sick. its like they dont even remember why we have to do it.

Post Posted: May 2nd, 2003, 9:30 pm

merry christmas

- assneck

Post Posted: May 1st, 2003, 11:08 pm

i heard on the news today the dude that saved all the kids is now a suspect in starting the fire...

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Post Posted: April 29th, 2003, 4:46 pm


let me know if u guys can help me. thanks

- assneck

Post Posted: April 28th, 2003, 4:18 pm ... index.html

pretty funny article

- assneck

Post Posted: April 24th, 2003, 8:41 pm


Post Posted: April 23rd, 2003, 5:48 pm

congratulations sir, have fun changing diapers

Post Posted: April 21st, 2003, 11:19 am

good luck, i still dont know why you wont name him assneck instead of matthew. anyways, hopefully for his sake he gets his looks from your wife and doesnt look much like you.


Post Posted: April 21st, 2003, 10:44 am

yeah, its on the us and british military bases. they try to do that because the soldiers get sick of nasty cafeteria food and MREs. when i was in saudi arabia they had burger king, pizza hut, subway, some chinese food place and even baskin robbins. im sure they are making bank because the soldiers h...

Post Posted: April 18th, 2003, 11:28 pm

what a pathetic fag. bigweb, shut down his site.

Post Posted: April 17th, 2003, 12:19 am

that avatar is pretty damn funny. what are you drinking in that pic? looks like a womans drink

Post Posted: April 16th, 2003, 4:08 pm

i play some golf but i suck. havent played this year yet but i hope to play as much as i can.

Post Posted: April 16th, 2003, 4:05 pm

very nice here in seattle, i just got back from running around the lake where there is always tons of hotties rollerblading, running or just laying down. one time me and mr freeze went running around there and he started staring at some hot chicks knobs and she called him an asshole. it was pretty f...

Post Posted: April 12th, 2003, 11:19 pm

yeah the french are a bunch of stinky bastards.

Post Posted: April 11th, 2003, 6:59 pm

check out and you can see whats available in your area and see what others have to say about the speeds. i think cable is probably faster than dsl, but both are pretty fast.


Post Posted: April 9th, 2003, 12:38 pm

gives the midget the stone cold stunner and then procedes to also apply the figure 4 leg lock. assneck then takes his girlfriend home and gets a bj while the midget is left in excruciating pain on the bar floor...

Post Posted: April 8th, 2003, 10:42 pm

thank u sir, worked nice

Post Posted: April 8th, 2003, 9:15 pm

how do i make a custom 401 authorization required page instead of just having the standard one? does anyone know? thanks


Post Posted: April 5th, 2003, 10:24 pm

some guy threw him too far and he hit his nut sack on a stool so he crawled home to eat dinner, his mom made his favorite meal, it was....

Post Posted: April 4th, 2003, 7:09 pm

According to this thing im a "Beautiful Pimp who loves to Pilfer Feet"

- assneck

Post Posted: April 2nd, 2003, 1:44 pm

i like icq the best for the fact it has a history which is good for work. but for just chatting i like AIM the best.

Post Posted: March 28th, 2003, 9:00 pm ... owersof10/

- assneck

Post Posted: March 28th, 2003, 4:25 pm

read the whole story here:

Post Posted: March 28th, 2003, 1:44 am

ED wrote:
looks like part of that 9 stage ION cannon i sold iraq. Suckers... it actually shoots cotton candy.

ion cannon? i love ion cannons. just ask you happen to play tiberian sun?

Post Posted: March 27th, 2003, 9:57 pm

Here is another small part of the high resolution picture. I am not sure what this is. Anybody else have any ideas? i think us and british forces are dismantling one of sadaam's palaces to make room for the new super walmart that will be going...

Post Posted: March 24th, 2003, 6:23 pm is my problem. i have a .psd file that was used to make a bunch of different gif images. the gif images are all different in that they have a different name on them. on the right side of all of the gif's there is a little blinking image. now when i go in photoshop and i open up the psd fil...

Post Posted: March 21st, 2003, 5:41 pm

Well usually 1 starts on the right, and then 2 would be on the back... which means 36 and 37 would be on seperate pages and 37 and 38 would be on the same page, since the odd is always on the front part of a page and the even is on the back... so I think you might be wrong assneck. well whats your ...

Post Posted: March 21st, 2003, 12:45 am

because 36 and 37 were on opposite sides of the same page...therefor it would be impossible to put the money in between them. :)

Post Posted: March 17th, 2003, 5:32 pm

well you can find all the sites that are linking to you that are listed in google by going to google and typing in but your hitbox should tell you exactly what sites are sending you traffic.


Post Posted: March 12th, 2003, 10:15 pm

thank god, works now. yeah i had it opening with IE before. now i got it doing that again. thanks man.

Post Posted: March 12th, 2003, 10:04 pm

ok, i dont know what windows update did to my computer the other day but its all messed up since i used it. now when i try to open .jpg files it give me this...
anyone have any ideas on this? thanks


Post Posted: March 8th, 2003, 2:38 pm

thanks i'll give it a try

Post Posted: March 8th, 2003, 12:26 pm

ok, i have a dvd drive on my comp but i when i put a dvd in it tells me i need some software to view it. i didn't seem to get any with my computer when i bought it. does anyone know where i can download some dvd player software? and what is the best one? thanks

- assneck

Post Posted: March 7th, 2003, 2:11 pm

Scientists at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center used fiber-optic cables to transfer 6.7 gigabytes of data -- the equivalent of two DVD movies -- across 6,800 miles in less than a minute. read the whole thing here: - assneck

Post Posted: March 4th, 2003, 11:17 pm

hey veni, i know when i was trying to learn another language i went to you can listen to the news there in just about any language and you can also read articles. they have everyting from sports to politics. also is another place to pick up on some high...

Post Posted: March 4th, 2003, 7:53 pm

How do you set up an automatic email response like for instance if im out of town or whatever and i want the people that email me to know? anyone know how to do this? thanks


Post Posted: February 27th, 2003, 1:41 am ... index.html

there is the new design for the WTC. what do you guys think?
i dont understand why all this new architecture needs to be all "space age" type crap. i think they should have just built it back how it was only taller.

- assneck

Post Posted: February 25th, 2003, 1:43 pm

speaking about ftp and .htaccess whenever i download my .htaccess from the server to my computer it shuts down my ftp program (ace ftp). i have to rename it something other than .htaccess because i think windows doesnt like the . at the begining. anyone else have this prob?


Post Posted: February 24th, 2003, 12:58 am

i just made the canvas size bigger, that was all that i needed. thanks for the info.


Post Posted: February 23rd, 2003, 11:26 pm

it worked perfectly.

thank you sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman.


Post Posted: February 23rd, 2003, 10:42 pm

ok i have a psd file which has some attributes on the text and it is like 40x100 but i need to make another image using the same text that is a lot bigger. is there any way to get the attributes that are saved on my small psd file transfered to my big one? i tried changing the size of the image but ...

Post Posted: February 23rd, 2003, 12:12 am

i have 1280x1024 now. i had 1600x1200 for a long time but the text was just too small.


Post Posted: February 22nd, 2003, 8:57 pm

Ok, this was basically a waste of time. I didnt post here to find out if it was possible, cause I was pretty certain that it was. And If All I wanted to do was set a certain date, I could just update the page when I wanted. man you never learn. why do you always have to be such a bitch all the time...

Post Posted: February 7th, 2003, 9:12 pm

hey guys, i need to learn how to password protect a directory. im sure some of you guys know how its done. any help would be appreciated. thanks


Post Posted: January 21st, 2003, 11:18 pm

someone will always find a way arond this *plum* i bet. and kazaa is starting to piss me off. even kazaalite is having popups and that is annoying.


Post Posted: January 15th, 2003, 5:58 pm

ok, lets say i am trying to make a lot of link exchanges and i have a list of about 300 webmaster pages. now a lot of these will be using similar scripts but they will all have common fields that need to be filled out, like email adress, url of my website, icq number, etc. is there some kind of scri...

Post Posted: January 11th, 2003, 6:47 pm

all fixed, thanks guys


Post Posted: January 11th, 2003, 1:59 pm

ok, i have some links on my page that when clicked cannot have any popups popup. i have an exit popup so my question is what is the code that i can put in for those 6 links that will only stop the popup on those 6 links and not all the other links on my site?


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Post Posted: January 8th, 2003, 9:56 am

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Post Posted: January 5th, 2003, 7:21 pm

thanks ed that fixed it

- assneck

Post Posted: January 5th, 2003, 5:16 pm

bigweb, i tried what u suggested and it didnt change anything. this is getting upsetting

Post Posted: January 4th, 2003, 3:50 pm

ok, im trying to add a date script to one of my sites so i found a java script. now i copied his source exactly and the format of the date on my site looks like "040" while his looks like "04/01". here is the page im trying to get it to work on indexdate.shtml (it loads slow cause host is having pro...

Post Posted: January 3rd, 2003, 11:35 pm

lord of the rings is gay. next you will be telling me you like harry potter.

but i like lord of the blings...

- assneck

Post Posted: January 3rd, 2003, 1:44 am

name: adam nick: assneck/slim age: 23 location: seattle i know most of you freaks. i run a few sites, been doing it about 2 years. i got into webmastering/internet stuff because bigwebmaster helped me and we went to highschool together. i have learned a lot and am still learning. i go to school at U...

Post Posted: January 3rd, 2003, 1:33 am

"I like big butts" - mixalot

Post Posted: January 3rd, 2003, 1:31 am

i like to spank the monkey :lol:

Post Posted: January 3rd, 2003, 1:29 am

hmm, tough call so i cant vote. i have the ps2 and the xbox and ive played the cube. im going to have to get one of those soon cause zelda is coming out for that and i have to continue my streak of beating all the legend of zelda games all the way back to the old nintendo. but the xbox has probably ...

Post Posted: December 30th, 2002, 11:18 am

Thanks Gadget Guru,

You got mail

Post Posted: December 29th, 2002, 10:11 pm

Hi guys, I'm looking for someone to help a friend of mine set up a website. Basically she wants to set up an auction website for buying and selling horses and equipment. I will copy her email here so maybe you can get a more clear idea of what she wants. If anyone can help me find these scripts to d...
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