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Post 3+ Months Ago

Your 404 page has the following text...

Ozzu: 404 wrote:
I have tried desperately to find the page you are looking for, and I just do not see it anywhere. I looked on every rapidly rotating platter on the hard drive, I searched the tape backups to see if it could possibly be there, I explored the RAM to see if it was possibly hidden on the integrated circuits, I also examined the CPU to see if it could somehow be lost there. I have been trying to think of other places to investigate, so I even looked under the rack that the server is sitting on to see if it was there, I looked at my neighbor servers to see if they stold it from me, and I even called the lost and found to see if someone else had already found it and reported it. I don't know what else I can do to help you. I am sorry, but I think I am going to give up now. I think you are confused, I think this page never existed in the first place, and I think you are trying to make me crazy. Either that or you are from the future and the page just doesn't exist yet, or maybe you are playing games with me thinking it is funny. Whatever is going on I wish you would stop, it makes me depressed when I cannot serve pages that exist. It makes me feel so great when I find a page and serve it to someone, but then you have to come along and ruin it. You know, until this moment I was having a great day, I was in a good mood, and everything was just going right. Thanks alot, I really appreciate you making me feel bad. All I want is to be a happy server who can make everyone happy by serving them lots of pages with good information. Can't you just help me? Maybe you can create the missing page for me? That would make me a happy server again! Please? All you have to do is register an account at the top, login, and then create the topic you were looking for and tada! You would make me such a happy server then and I would forgive you for doing this to me today.


My mate the Spelling Bee won't be too happy with the highlighted spelling mistake on the page.
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Where I'm from, that's actually a word.

Quote:
stold - verb

Yo dawg, where's your TV ?
Someone stold that $%@# last weekend.
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Quote:
Where I'm from, that's actually a word.

you too, huh? heh - mane, yaint kno? peeps be stoldin costantlee, just axe my couz
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Post 3+ Months Ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stold


I love the tag on this one:
http://tvdecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/tag/ ... christmas/
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Also, what about making that more than one paragraph? Seems run-off to me...
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you guys do know that he's had that for years, right?
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I see that message once a week or more because I have the Ozzu logo rigged to lead to "./forums.html" via user.js and there is no such page when browsing the template area. Come to think of it I should probably fix that now. :)
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ATNO/TW wrote:
you guys do know that he's had that for years, right?

I rarely see it... (Seeing that only twice in actual site... not including this thread in that count), and it took me a bit of will to finish reading that... although, I don't think anyone reads 404 error pages... it says 404, you say "Damn!" and press the back button.

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