For those that have wanted a lighter theme.

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Allright cowkiller. To answer one question you asked earlier, everyone seemed to miss that I made a comment in joebert's post in the general board that, yes, the mods are finally reviewing the new design to give feedback to Bigweb.

And just to wet your whistle, here's all I can show you at the moment (and I don't technically have permission too. But I swear on my father's grave, this is a real screen cap from the new design. It's just a sneak peak mind you and I can only show you the header. But it is straight from the new stuff. (Notice the difference in the upper right.)

http://www.atnoproductions.com/ozzu/ozzuheader.jpg
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You will also notice that the header is slightly different from the current header as well as the portion ATNO/TW pointed out with the stuff on the right. Nothing major there, but there is a slight difference.
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yes, see what pushing gets you!
i just cant wate to see the new design.

ya i see that it looks almost 100% the same other then as you said the upper right the links are missing. i am guessing there will be text ads placed there..
is the font diffrent?
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Uh oh, the PROFILE and PM'S buttons disappeared (I think I smell a new user panel)
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No he just wasn't logged in IH8Purple.
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I feel... crushed...

mind you, there still COULD be a new user panel... just have to wait I suppose.
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[Tuesday Rant]

Why do you like to tease people eh? why? WHY?

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Because we are a fun bunch of people! lol

Besides, anticipation is like good ketchup. It's worth the wait.
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Why can't it be like good mustard, grab a knife and dig in! ;)

hmm... why kinds of ketchup can be considerd good anyways... are there dijon ketchups?
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None that I know of, but I'm surprised that some genious has never conceived the idea to put mustard and ketchup in the same bottle. One squirt and you got your hotdog prepped and ready!

Somebody needs to give me a bonus for that idea!
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Ahh, but you would ruin the flavours by mixing them to early. As such, one of those bottles that hold two cehmicals with a barrier would be nessisary.

Also, someone should invent a squeeze bottle that has a spill defender (maybe an air bubble), so if you drop it you don't get ketchup all over the place. AND you could market the idea as "Premature discharge without condoments"
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Ahh, but you would ruin the flavours by mixing them to early. As such, one of those bottles that hold two cehmicals with a barrier would be nessisary.


They do it with toothpaste, they can do it with mustard and ketchup
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Other than the people that don't like equal amounts of ketchup & mustard, that sounds like a damn good idea.
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Yeah I usually like more ketchup than mustard. So the bottle should be built in a way that lets you tweak the ratio. Say 2 to 1. However if the amount of ketchup and mustard are equal inside the bottle than the ketchup will dry up first. So maybe when you buy in the store you can buy different versions with different preset ratios :)

That is not going to work so good when I have people over who want equal amounts of each, or maybe more mustard than ketchup. I think I will just continue to buy them separately :)
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It would have impressive commercial applications however. For example, a hot dog vendor (or other condiment dispensing retailer who would buy mass quantities) could refill a mustup bottle which allows end users to set their own ratios (through some kind of exit flow limitation system).


edit: replaced ketchturd with mustup cause it just sounded wrong
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ketchup would almost always come out slower. It's a given. Of course people would never read any instructions to shake first. All in all it's still a mighty fine concept. Much like black and white/light and dark.
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ketchup would almost always come out slower. It's a given.


You wanna bet on that ? :lol:

3rd grade science project.

I waited untill the last minute to come up with a project, so my mom & her friend had the brilliant idea to "See which ketchup comes out of the bottle fastest".

I am the ketchup master ! :lol:
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IH8Purple wrote:
It would have impressive commercial applications however. For example, a hot dog vendor (or other condiment dispensing retailer who would buy mass quantities) could refill a mustup bottle which allows end users to set their own ratios (through some kind of exit flow limitation system).


edit: replaced ketchturd with mustup cause it just sounded wrong


Yea dude, having the word "turd" in a food product isnt really such a good idea afterall :lol:
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Okay here is a real screenshot of the new Ozzu theme:

http://www.ozzu.com/examples/ozzu_preview01.gif

Although added alot of noise. As time goes on I may release more screenshots with less noise applied if the demand for me to do that is great :)

If you look really close at this screenshot you can actually see some of the design elements in the new look. You should also be able to find four or five colors used in it. It might also help to stand back about 10 feet from your monitor.
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It might also help to stand back about 10 feet from your monitor.


My room's only an 9 X 9 :(
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It might also help to stand back about 10 feet from your monitor.


My room's only an 9 X 9 :(


You can get a 12.7 foot line in a 9X9 room ;)
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:lol: IH8Purple

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As time goes on I may release more screenshots with less noise applied if the demand for me to do that is great


Let's make a deal.

The less noise there is in the next screenshot, the longer I wait to find out where the nearest grocery store to your house is & poop in the next box of Cheerios you're going to buy.

For instance, if there's no noise, I'll wait forever to poop in your Cheerios.

Do we have a deal ? :D
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The less noise there is in the next screenshot, the longer I wait to find out where the nearest grocery store to your house is & poop in the next box of Cheerios you're going to buy.


I eat toast in the morning... so you'd just make whoever wakes up in my house and decides they are hungry for cheerios very angry at me.

But besides that, you can't make a time to poop vs noise amount scale with only on point (you would have to have at least 2, assuming a linear relationship)

And forgive my ignorance, but what was the original connection between noise and wanting to poop in my cereal?
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Sorry IH8Purple, I should have addressed Bigwebmaster when I asked that question. :lol:

I'll be glad to poop in your Cheerios if you really want me to though. :D
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Thank goodness I eat Raisin Bran
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Don't like thoose terms ?

Hmmm.

What if I decided not to hypnotize you & get you to poo in your own cereal ?
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Man, you must be taking Enzyte or somthing.

Two poos, final offer. :D
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Oh My God, Poor Bigweb, better not buy anymore Raisin Bran for the next few months :shock:

Still I think some kind of revenge is in order for that MEAN TEASING SCREENSHOT. Maybe I can send him a big hairy huntsman spider (Yeah right like I am going to go near one of them)

MEAN admin!
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For you to post that "here is the real screenshot" joke twice Bigweb could have a less desired reactiong from yours truly. Let's be greatful i'm still on vacation and "relaxing".

I could always say that you have just ruined my vacation for leaving that post and how i am probably going to shed alot of tears tonight. Maybe if you did that joke a third time before Thursday i might.
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That was truly a real screenshot SB. I simply added alot of noise on top of it so it wasn't very clear. I hope you are having a nice vacation.

I tell you what though, since I don't want anybody to have to shed tears here is the real screenshot again with half the amount of noise applied:

http://www.ozzu.com/examples/ozzu_preview02.gif
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