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I liked this forum a lot and so writing it here.

Also mods are helpful and polite here.
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nameslot wrote:
I liked this forum a lot and so writing it here.

Also mods are helpful and polite here.

That's Ozzu! :D
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i look at it this way
"give and you shall receive"
if you help others others will help you
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Glad to see you like it here at Ozzu. :D

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Also mods are helpful and polite here.

You must not have had a run in with that Joebert guy yet.
I hate that guy, he's a friggin prick. :x
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oh nameslot! you dont want to meet joebert! :eek5:
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thanks for your positive comment nameslot :D

PS: yes watch out for joebert ;)
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Some facts about Joebert:

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1. Joebert does not sleep. He waits.
2. The chief export of Joebert is pain.
3. If you can see Joebert, he can see you. If you can't see Joebert, you may be only seconds away from death.
4. Joebert has counted to infinity. Twice.
5. Joebert does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Joebert goes killing.
6. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Joebert, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
7. There is no chin behind Joebert's beard. There is only another fist.
8. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Joebert out. It failed miserably.
9. Joebert can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
10. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Joebert.


:lol:
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:shock: weird!
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Now that sounds familiar... Chuck Norris? ;)
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Joebert is Chuck Norris :D
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No, no, no, Joebert is BETTER than Chuck Norris, that's #11
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Oh that's nice, thanks Katana ! :lol:
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lol, soon the whole world shall fear the one they call "joebert" :lol:
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You'll become famous and infamous overnight ;)
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:lol:
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Like some kind of boogeyman !
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Heres some more facts about joebert

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1. Joeberts tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Joebert is currently suing TNT, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
3. Joebert defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Joebert loves you.
4. Joebert isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Joebert.
5. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Joebert instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
6. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Joebert.
7. Joebert can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
8. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Joebert allows to live.
9. Joebert invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
10. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Joebert could use to kill you, including the room itself.
11. Joebert is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
12. Joebert is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
13. When Joebert goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
14.When Joebert jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Joebert instead.
15. Joebert can divide by zero.
16. Joebert can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
17. When Joebert runs with scissors, other people get hurt
18. HES NUTTTTSSSSS :lol:
19. Joebert frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
20. Joebert invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly
21. Joebert kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist.
22. A little known fact, The second pope actually went through the bible before it was mass produced and replaced the name Joebert with God.

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HAHAHAHAHA!
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LOL!
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Post 3+ Months Ago

chuck norris and Joebert would be best friends
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Or it would be one hell of a showdown.
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say what?
http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/
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It's been fun everyone, I have a feeling I've just about used up my Get Out Of Ban Free cards though. ;)
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they cant ban u. your joebert. u made up the ban so u wouldnt have to kill as many people :D

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