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Post 3+ Months Ago

What about having an auto responder that replies only to topic titles that start with the word "help" or the "please help" combo ?

This bot would simply post a list of Ozzus forums, their descriptions, maybe expanded descriptions, or some example posts from that forum.

Kinda like when you type "help" into most command prompts, just not as picky.
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  • meman
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Post 3+ Months Ago

Or an execution bot that goes round thir house and stones them to death.. There is nothing more annoying than having to read a thread to see what it's about.

Something simpler would probably be to have some javascript that pops up and says "pick a better title" if the title is "help", "please help", help me", "heeeeeelp" or any of those thread titles.
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Post 3+ Months Ago

meman wrote:
Or an execution bot that goes round thir house and stones them to death.. There is nothing more annoying than having to read a thread to see what it's about.


I'd agree with that if we could train it to do the same thing to people that leave replies saying "Google it".
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There is nothing more annoying than having to read a thread to see what it's about.

With maybe the exception of people who keep grabbing hot pot handles & saying how hot it is.

Alot of people know what's in thoose threads, they're the proverbial Pandora's box of forums.

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