I put the primary drive on a single device IDE cable on the primary channel,
moved the now secondary cable, with the CD-ROM still attached to the secondary channel,
hooked up the second HDD as the primary device on that secondary cable.
I put a second double-sided DIMM in the second RAM slot,
placed a single-sided DIMM with a Compaq sticker (which I wasn't planning to get working, but figured it's worth a try) in the third slot.
Turned it on, no go.
I'm worried about that second HDD, I heard a noise that sounded like a fan comming to a stop when somthing touches it.
I'm not sure if it was the HDD, or the speaker making the noise, but I know it wasn't a fan.
I disconnected the second HDD, switched the IDE cables back to the way they were with the primary drive & CD-ROM on the primary IDE channel.
No go for startup.
I removed that single-sided Compaq DIMM.
Starts up, VNC connects, second stick of RAM isn't recognised by the OS.
I hooked the second HDD up with the single-device cable to the secondary channel & tried it again.
Starts up, VNC connects, but the second HDD sounds like there's a gnome trying to break out of it with a hammer during boot.
The HDD also isn't recognised, I think it's shot.
Removed secondary HDD for good.
Moved the second DIMM from the second slot, to the fourth slot.
I had the BIOS recognising both of these sticks like that before installing Ubuntu so I figure it's worth a try.
Starts up, VNC connects, RAM still not recognised in System Monitor.
Right back where I started lol.
Oh well, it's junk-box hardware anyway, at least I have a running *nix box to learn with.
Thanks AnarchY SI.
Strong with this one, the sudo is.