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Post May 14th, 2004, 11:14 am

lol unflux, how many blinking flashing moving things that serve no purpose on one page lol, I think I'm gonna go check out their professional secrets section....

no seriously, this guy has to be joking, I cannot believe that is genuine, please don't tell me he believes this:

http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/ht ... ntips.html

*runs off to hide under a rock for the rest of life due to mental scarring
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Post May 14th, 2004, 11:14 am

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Post May 14th, 2004, 11:36 am

heh heh heh. The background image on that page is a bit...er...um...provocative.

lol
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Post May 14th, 2004, 11:38 am

I didn't even get a bg img when i went last time - it's there now though. He does like those animated gifs doesn't he?
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Post May 14th, 2004, 11:48 am

:lol: it's the best....err umm...WORST site ever! :thumbsup:
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Post May 14th, 2004, 11:51 am

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We should know how to do it by now, since we'v ebeen using MAc Draw for 11 years, longer than anyone.

:lol: Yeah, I guess so! :lol:
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Post May 14th, 2004, 1:44 pm

"We can built your site faster than anyone!"

That is so professional.

And of course its faster than anyone. A good website takes time.
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Post May 14th, 2004, 2:13 pm

rtm223 wrote:
lol unflux, how many blinking flashing moving things that serve no purpose on one page lol, I think I'm gonna go check out their professional secrets section....

no seriously, this guy has to be joking, I cannot believe that is genuine, please don't tell me he believes this:

http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/ht ... ntips.html

*runs off to hide under a rock for the rest of life due to mental scarring


omg thats hilarious :lol:
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Post May 14th, 2004, 3:16 pm

ROFL, rtm, even I didnt do that on my first site!!! Thats terrible!! He should be banned from ever putting anything on the WWW again!!!
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Post May 14th, 2004, 3:34 pm

my first site was like that..... in 95, early 96.....
But more plain... and messy, of course I was 11. or 12

but ive come a long way o.o;;!

hey, people start off somewhere?? dont they..

but then again, his actually trying to make people pay for that? what...
half his images dont work. :P
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Post May 14th, 2004, 4:55 pm

Oy. I use netscape, so ODEON doesnt' work for me at all. When I click through to the "home" page, all I get is a background. *grumble*
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Post May 14th, 2004, 4:57 pm

maybe.. they did that on purpose....
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Post May 14th, 2004, 10:41 pm

it's called satire
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Post May 14th, 2004, 11:53 pm

Yeah I'm convinced that site has to be a joke. No one can be that bad at designing wilst still having a brain.

Foxy - why would they do it on purpose, why alienate circa 10% of your audience?
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Post May 15th, 2004, 1:17 am

idk, some ppl open websites with like 1 word, no uses, getalife.com, no uses at all, yet people open websites, maybe they want mystery? about thier site, get off your fat ass and go to the movies? ? idk.. everything has a purpose...

Maybe they havent got a website up yet, and are waiting to release a full website, so they just put this up to give a lil bit to the customer, and not be a complete waste...
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Post May 15th, 2004, 11:11 am

...or maybe they just flat out didn't bother to test their sites on other browsers.
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